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Walter's Wooden Eyeglass Holder

Walter's Wooden Eyeglass Holder

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Earl Pressley
Handmade by Walter Lindqvist
★★★★★ 4.8 (180+)
Walter's Wooden Eyeglass Holder

Walter's Wooden Eyeglass Holder

Regular price $23.95
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A carved wooden animal that holds your reading glasses — so they end up in the same place every night instead of the bread drawer. Hand-shaped and hand-finished by Walter Lindqvist in Sturgeon Bay, Wisconsin.

  • The glasses actually fit — they seat into the curve, arms open, and only sit one way. Not a surface you put them near; a place they go.
  • You can see it — a dish disappears into a nightstand, a carved Highland cow doesn't. Being noticeable is the point.
  • Weighted base — doesn't tip when you lift the glasses off one-handed.
  • Hand-painted, solid wood, oil finish only — no varnish, no lacquer smell on a nightstand.
  • Fits readers, sunglasses and most full-frame prescription glasses.
  • Each one slightly different — that's the grain, and it's the hand.
Final run. Walter's workshop building has been sold and his lease ends November 30 — when the wood racks are empty, there is no next batch.

Choose your animal

  • Dog — the first one Walter ever carved. Deliberately no breed, so it reads as yours.
  • Cat — the one people ask for first.
  • Highland Cow — the hardest to carve, and Walter's own favourite.
  • Sloth — arms hanging over the front. Guests always pick it up.
  • Giraffe — the neck holds a pair of glasses more securely than any of the others.
Walter Lindqvist at his workbench in Sturgeon Bay, Wisconsin
Rough-cut on the bandsaw, then shaped, sanded and oiled by hand — one at a time.

Where it started

Walter built kitchen cabinets for forty-three years. His wife Ruth has been losing her reading glasses for about the same length of time — windowsill, bread drawer, once the freezer.

Two winters after he closed the furniture shop he carved a dog out of a walnut offcut, with a shallow scoop along its back exactly the width of a pair of readers. He set it on her nightstand and said nothing about it. She hasn't lost her glasses since.

Four more animals followed, because people asked.

Details

  • Solid wood, hand-shaped and hand-finished
  • Food-safe oil finish — no coating on the contact surface that could mark a lens
  • Roughly the height of a coffee mug
  • Nightstand, desk, kitchen windowsill, bathroom shelf
  • Wipe with a dry cloth; re-oil once a year if you like
30-day money-back guarantee  ·  Free US returns  ·  Secure checkout  ·  Packed and shipped from Wisconsin
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The Last Batch

This is the final batch Walter will ever make. After a lifetime of woodworking, he's retiring for good — once these are gone, there won't be any more.

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Free US Shipping

Free shipping across the United States

- Delivery time: 3–5 business days
- Each house is hand-packed and ships from the US
- Solid natural wood — carefully boxed to arrive safe
- 30-day money-back guarantee — just email info@marlowmarketco.com

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180+ Verified Buyers

Excellent 4.8

What Walter's customers are saying

My wife got it for me as a joke. It's been on my desk since March and the joke's over.

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Dale Rourke, Asheville, NC

I've lost my glasses a thousand times before I saw this. Three weeks now and I haven't looked for them once.

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Karen Maddox, Round Rock, TX

The wood is lovely and there's no shine to it. Looks like something, not like a gift shop thing.

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Tom & Linda Schaefer, Roanoke, VA

My granddaughter picked the sloth. She was right, it's the funniest one. Now she always remembers where she put her glasses

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Megan Tolliver, Knoxville, TN

My wife got it for me as a joke. It's been on my desk since March and the joke's over.

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Dale Rourke, Asheville, NC

I've lost my glasses a thousand times before I saw this. Three weeks now and I haven't looked for them once.

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Karen Maddox, Round Rock, TX

The wood is lovely and there's no shine to it. Looks like something, not like a gift shop thing.

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Tom & Linda Schaefer, Roanoke, VA

My granddaughter picked the sloth. She was right, it's the funniest one. Now she always remembers where she put her glasses

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Megan Tolliver, Knoxville, TN

My wife got it for me as a joke. It's been on my desk since March and the joke's over.

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Dale Rourke, Asheville, NC

I've lost my glasses a thousand times before I saw this. Three weeks now and I haven't looked for them once.

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Karen Maddox, Round Rock, TX

The wood is lovely and there's no shine to it. Looks like something, not like a gift shop thing.

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Tom & Linda Schaefer, Roanoke, VA

My granddaughter picked the sloth. She was right, it's the funniest one. Now she always remembers where she put her glasses

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Megan Tolliver, Knoxville, TN

My wife got it for me as a joke. It's been on my desk since March and the joke's over.

Verified

Dale Rourke, Asheville, NC

I've lost my glasses a thousand times before I saw this. Three weeks now and I haven't looked for them once.

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Karen Maddox, Round Rock, TX

The wood is lovely and there's no shine to it. Looks like something, not like a gift shop thing.

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Tom & Linda Schaefer, Roanoke, VA

My granddaughter picked the sloth. She was right, it's the funniest one. Now she always remembers where she put her glasses

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Megan Tolliver, Knoxville, TN

Frequently Asked Questions

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Got a question? Here’s how to reach us.

Email us anytime at info@marlowmarketco.com. We answer Monday–Friday 9am–5pm and Saturday 10am–3pm (ET). Whether it’s about your order, hanging tips, or just to say hello — a real person writes back.

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Can I return it if it’s not for me?

Of course. 30-day money-back guarantee. Place it in different spots around the house and if it still just isn't for you, email info@marlowmarketco.com within 30 days for a full refund. No questions, and US shipping is free.

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How is it made?

Each Wooden Glasses Holder is carefully hand-carved and painted by Walter. This is his last batch before he retires for good

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