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Walter's Wooden Eyeglass Holder
Walter's Wooden Eyeglass Holder
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Walter's Wooden Eyeglass Holder
A carved wooden animal that holds your reading glasses — so they end up in the same place every night instead of the bread drawer. Hand-shaped and hand-finished by Walter Lindqvist in Sturgeon Bay, Wisconsin.
- The glasses actually fit — they seat into the curve, arms open, and only sit one way. Not a surface you put them near; a place they go.
- You can see it — a dish disappears into a nightstand, a carved Highland cow doesn't. Being noticeable is the point.
- Weighted base — doesn't tip when you lift the glasses off one-handed.
- Hand-painted, solid wood, oil finish only — no varnish, no lacquer smell on a nightstand.
- Fits readers, sunglasses and most full-frame prescription glasses.
- Each one slightly different — that's the grain, and it's the hand.
Choose your animal
- Dog — the first one Walter ever carved. Deliberately no breed, so it reads as yours.
- Cat — the one people ask for first.
- Highland Cow — the hardest to carve, and Walter's own favourite.
- Sloth — arms hanging over the front. Guests always pick it up.
- Giraffe — the neck holds a pair of glasses more securely than any of the others.
Where it started
Walter built kitchen cabinets for forty-three years. His wife Ruth has been losing her reading glasses for about the same length of time — windowsill, bread drawer, once the freezer.
Two winters after he closed the furniture shop he carved a dog out of a walnut offcut, with a shallow scoop along its back exactly the width of a pair of readers. He set it on her nightstand and said nothing about it. She hasn't lost her glasses since.
Four more animals followed, because people asked.
Details
- Solid wood, hand-shaped and hand-finished
- Food-safe oil finish — no coating on the contact surface that could mark a lens
- Roughly the height of a coffee mug
- Nightstand, desk, kitchen windowsill, bathroom shelf
- Wipe with a dry cloth; re-oil once a year if you like
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The Last Batch
The Last Batch
This is the final batch Walter will ever make. After a lifetime of woodworking, he's retiring for good — once these are gone, there won't be any more.
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Free US Shipping
Free US Shipping
Free shipping across the United States
- Delivery time: 3–5 business days
- Each house is hand-packed and ships from the US
- Solid natural wood — carefully boxed to arrive safe
- 30-day money-back guarantee — just email info@marlowmarketco.com

180+ Verified Buyers
Excellent 4.8
What Walter's customers are saying
My wife got it for me as a joke. It's been on my desk since March and the joke's over.
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Dale Rourke, Asheville, NC
I've lost my glasses a thousand times before I saw this. Three weeks now and I haven't looked for them once.
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Karen Maddox, Round Rock, TX
The wood is lovely and there's no shine to it. Looks like something, not like a gift shop thing.
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Tom & Linda Schaefer, Roanoke, VA
My granddaughter picked the sloth. She was right, it's the funniest one. Now she always remembers where she put her glasses
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Megan Tolliver, Knoxville, TN
My wife got it for me as a joke. It's been on my desk since March and the joke's over.
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Dale Rourke, Asheville, NC
I've lost my glasses a thousand times before I saw this. Three weeks now and I haven't looked for them once.
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Karen Maddox, Round Rock, TX
The wood is lovely and there's no shine to it. Looks like something, not like a gift shop thing.
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Tom & Linda Schaefer, Roanoke, VA
My granddaughter picked the sloth. She was right, it's the funniest one. Now she always remembers where she put her glasses
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Megan Tolliver, Knoxville, TN
My wife got it for me as a joke. It's been on my desk since March and the joke's over.
Verified
Dale Rourke, Asheville, NC
I've lost my glasses a thousand times before I saw this. Three weeks now and I haven't looked for them once.
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Karen Maddox, Round Rock, TX
The wood is lovely and there's no shine to it. Looks like something, not like a gift shop thing.
Verified
Tom & Linda Schaefer, Roanoke, VA
My granddaughter picked the sloth. She was right, it's the funniest one. Now she always remembers where she put her glasses
Verified
Megan Tolliver, Knoxville, TN
My wife got it for me as a joke. It's been on my desk since March and the joke's over.
Verified
Dale Rourke, Asheville, NC
I've lost my glasses a thousand times before I saw this. Three weeks now and I haven't looked for them once.
Verified
Karen Maddox, Round Rock, TX
The wood is lovely and there's no shine to it. Looks like something, not like a gift shop thing.
Verified
Tom & Linda Schaefer, Roanoke, VA
My granddaughter picked the sloth. She was right, it's the funniest one. Now she always remembers where she put her glasses
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Megan Tolliver, Knoxville, TN
Frequently Asked Questions
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Got a question? Here’s how to reach us.
Got a question? Here’s how to reach us.
Email us anytime at info@marlowmarketco.com. We answer Monday–Friday 9am–5pm and Saturday 10am–3pm (ET). Whether it’s about your order, hanging tips, or just to say hello — a real person writes back.
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Can I return it if it’s not for me?
Can I return it if it’s not for me?
Of course. 30-day money-back guarantee. Place it in different spots around the house and if it still just isn't for you, email info@marlowmarketco.com within 30 days for a full refund. No questions, and US shipping is free.
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How is it made?
How is it made?
Each Wooden Glasses Holder is carefully hand-carved and painted by Walter. This is his last batch before he retires for good
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