Earl's Last Bat Houses

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Section: Wildlife & Conservation  ·  Published 3 days ago  ·  10 min read

“For thirty-one winters, I counted thousands of them in that cave. This past February, I counted eleven.”

Why a 71-year-old retired ranger from Bat Cave, North Carolina is giving away his last hand-built bat houses at a special price — before his shoulder gives out for good.

A rustic stacked-log bat house mounted on a weathered barn wall at dusk, a single bat in flight against an orange sky over a forested river gorge in the Blue Ridge Mountains

Last light over the Hickory Nut Gorge. The column of bats that locals once called “the ribbon” has thinned to something you can count on two hands.

Step onto a back porch on a July evening, light the citronella, and start the timer. In most American backyards, you are slapping at your arms inside of ten minutes. The spray comes out. The candle does nothing. The mosquitoes win, the way they win every summer.

Here is the part almost no one is told: there is an animal that does this job for free, all night, for nothing. A single little brown bat can eat up to a thousand mosquito-sized insects in an hour. A nursing female eats close to her own body weight in insects every night she is awake.

And it is not only mosquitoes. The same bat works your whole yard after dark — moths, beetles, the cutworm and armyworm moths whose caterpillars shred a vegetable bed before you ever see them. A single colony can clear tens of thousands of insects in one night, every night, without a drop of spray. It is the most effective pest control ever invented, and it asks for nothing but a place to sleep.

What one bat does for your backyard
  • Up to 1,000 mosquito-sized insects eaten in a single hour.
  • Her own body weight in insects every night a nursing female feeds.
  • Garden pests too — the moths and beetles whose larvae ruin vegetable beds.
  • $3.7 billion a year — what bats are estimated to save U.S. farms in pest control.
  • Zero spray, zero cost — silent, all night, for free.

That is what is quietly being lost. This animal is disappearing from the American sky faster than almost any mammal on the continent — and the buzzing, bitten-up backyard the mosquitoes now own is the very first place you feel it.

The man who can tell you exactly how fast it happened spent thirty-four years counting.

Six million animals, gone in a decade — and almost no one noticed

In 2006, in a cave outside Albany, New York, someone photographed a hibernating bat with a strange white fuzz on its muzzle. It had a name within a few years: white-nose syndrome, a cold-loving fungus that grows on bats while they hibernate.

It does not poison them. It does something stranger. It wakes them. It irritates them out of their deep winter sleep weeks too early, and they burn through the fat that was supposed to carry them to spring. They fly out into a frozen January looking for insects that will not hatch for two more months. Then they freeze, or they starve.

By the time it reached the Southern Appalachians — North Carolina confirmed it in 2011 — it had already killed bats by the hundreds of thousands further north. Two decades on, the fungus has spread to more than forty states, and the toll runs well into the millions. In some caves it killed more than ninety percent of everything inside.

What two decades cost
  • Millions of bats dead across 40+ U.S. states and much of Canada since 2006.
  • 90%+ mortality in some hibernation caves.
  • ~1,000 mosquito-sized insects eaten per bat, per hour.
  • 3 species hit hardest in the East: the tri-colored, the little brown, and the northern long-eared bat — the last now federally endangered.

The survivors — the few percent that beat the fungus — come out each spring looking for somewhere safe to raise their young. There has never been a worse time to find one, and there has never been a more important time to offer one.

A small brown bat clinging head-down to the landing board at the open bottom of one of Earl's bat houses, climbing up into the entry from below

A little brown bat climbs up into the open bottom of one of Earl’s houses — the only way in. The tight grooves waiting inside are what hold it. “A bat wants a crack,” he says.

The boxes that kill the thing they were built to save

Search “bat house” online and you will find hundreds of flat, thin, mass-produced boxes, most of them stamped out of the same plant. They look the part. A wildlife biologist would call most of them death traps. There are five reasons why.

“The Oven Effect”
(thin walls, dark or metal exterior)
A summer roost is a nursery. A thin-walled box in full sun can climb past 120 degrees inside by afternoon — hot enough to cook a litter of pups that cannot yet fly away. The cheap box does not house a colony. It bakes one.
“The Slick Wall”
(planed, sanded, or painted interior)
A bat lands by grabbing. Smooth interior wood gives it nothing to hold, and the pups slide. They need a rough, clawable surface from the landing pad all the way up. Most boxes are sanded smooth because it looks finished. It is the opposite of what a bat needs.
“The Wrong Crack”
(chambers too wide or too shallow)
A bat does not want a room. It wants a crevice tight enough that its back and its belly both touch wood at once — that pressure is what tells it it is safe. A quarter inch too wide and the box reads as exposed. Most factories never measure it.
“The Chemical Coat”
(treated lumber, zinc plate, tar roofing)
Pressure-treated wood, galvanized zinc, and tar are cheap ways to claim “weatherproof.” They also off-gas and overheat against an animal that breathes in a sealed cavity all day. Untreated wood is harder to source and costs more. So most boxes skip it.
“The Flat-Pack Gap”
(stapled seams, warping panels)
Thin panels warp in the first wet winter, and the seams open. A draft runs through the roost, the temperature swings, and the colony leaves — if it ever moved in at all. A bat house that lasts one season is not a bat house. It is landfill with a hole in it.

Earl Pressley knew every one of these failures before he ever cut a board. He had spent three decades watching what bats actually needed — from the inside of the caves.

The man who knew the numbers like birthdays

For thirty-four years, Earl Pressley was a ranger in the Hickory Nut Gorge, the steep green canyon that falls away below the town of Bat Cave, North Carolina — a place named, plainly, for what lives in the rock. For thirty-one of those winters he made the hibernaculum count: he crawled into the cold limestone with a red-filtered headlamp, the only light a sleeping bat can tolerate, and counted the clusters hanging from the ceiling.

He knew those numbers the way other men know their children’s birthdays.

Earl, 71, in rolled flannel sleeves shaping a bark-on log with a drawknife at his workbench, a finished log bat house beside him and a wood stove glowing in the corner of the barn

Earl in his father’s old tobacco barn. “A router screams,” he says. “I’ve spent thirty years trying to keep things quiet for them.”

“In the winter of 2011 I counted a little over three thousand eight hundred in the main chamber,” he says, not looking up from the bench. “I checked again in 2015. I counted twenty-nine. This past February, I counted eleven.”

That is the part people miss: the dying made the news, briefly, and then stopped. The not-coming-back never made it at all. Eleven years on, the chamber has never climbed back out of the single and low double digits.

He is not a sad man. That is the first thing you notice about him — dry, exact, generous with what he knows, the kind of man you would want to walk a trail with. He just decided, somewhere around the count of twenty-nine, that he was not going to spend his retirement watching the gorge go quiet.

So he turned his father’s old tobacco barn into a workshop, and he started building the one thing a surviving bat needs and almost cannot find: a safe, cool place to raise the next generation. He builds them out of what the mountain gives him — fallen black locust and white oak, the two rot-resistant woods that hold up in gorge weather without a drop of stain. The round faces still wear their bark.

What thirty-one winters of counting builds into a box

Everything Earl learned in the caves is built into the house. Not as features on a label — as fixes for the five ways the cheap ones fail.

One of Earl's finished bat houses standing on a weathered fence post at the edge of a meadow in morning light, the stacked bark-on logs and narrow crevices clearly visible

One of Earl’s finished houses. Solid untreated logs, the bark left on, narrow crevices between — everything the cheap boxes leave out.

The Cool-Wall Build
Thick, solid, untreated wood — no zinc, no tar, no dark coat. The mass holds a steady temperature through a July afternoon instead of spiking to the lethal range that cooks pups in thin-walled boxes. “A nursery should never get hotter than the bat can survive,” Earl says. “Most of them do by noon.”
The Tight-Crevice Roost
A bat never enters from the front. It drops in through the open bottom and wedges up into the tight interior grooves — a crack, not a room — until its back and its belly both touch wood, the pressure that signals safety. “Everybody wants to build them a little mansion,” he says. “A bat wants a crack.”
The Bark-Grip Landing
A bat lands low, then climbs up into the open bottom, gripping its way in. The rough, bark-on wood and the grooved interior give it that hold from the first contact. Smooth wood, Earl will tell you flatly, is a death trap.
Close-up of the thick bark-on logs on one of Earl's bat houses, showing the deep, rough bark texture and solid untreated wood

Up close: rough, bark-on wood to climb, and thick, solid, untreated logs that hold a steady temperature through a July afternoon instead of cooking the colony inside.

The Locust-&-Oak Frame
Fallen black locust and white oak — among the most rot-resistant woods in the Eastern forest — let the house survive gorge winters with no sealant at all. Nothing to off-gas, nothing to fail, nothing the bat has to breathe.
The Maternity Stack
Multiple crevices give a colony room to spread by temperature — females and pups in the warm pockets, others where it is cooler. It is built to be a working nursery, because recovery only happens one way: one brood at a time.
The Quiet-Build Method
Hand tools, not power tools. Earl bores and shapes each house by hand — slower, quieter, and crack-free at the seams where a stapled flat-pack would open in the first wet winter. Each one is a little different, because each piece of wood was.

The thing you should not be able to count

For most of Earl’s life, the gorge had an evening event. At last light, the bats came out of the caves in a column — the ribbon — thousands of them unspooling against the orange sky over the Rocky Broad River, climbing for the insect layer.

Earl and his granddaughter Hannah seen from behind at a mountain overlook at dusk, a few bats scattered in the twilight sky over a forested river valley

Earl and his granddaughter Hannah at the overlook. “Some nights forty or fifty come out. You can count them. You shouldn’t be able to count them.”

“My granddaughter Hannah saw it for the first time when she was six,” he says. “She didn’t say a word. She just held my hand tighter.” He stops. “She’s twenty-three now. The last few summers I take her up to the overlook and we wait, and some nights forty or fifty come out. You can count them.”

“You shouldn’t be able to count them. That’s the whole thing, right there.”

That is what he is working against. Not extinction in the abstract. A number you should not be able to reach.

Why these are the last he will build

There is a reason the wall of finished houses in the barn is the last one. Earl is 71, and two winters ago he tore his right rotator cuff hauling locust out of the creek bottom. It did not heal the way a younger man’s would.

Earl, 71, in a red flannel shirt holding one of his finished log bat houses in both hands in his barn workshop, looking down at it with quiet pride

Earl with one of the last 74. “A two-hundred-dollar box hangs in a catalog,” he says. “A cheap one hangs on a porch.”

“The sawing I can still do,” he says. “It’s the long boring — holding the auger dead level for the entry crevice. There’s a quarter inch of play between a roost and a death trap, and my shoulder gives at the end of it. My eyes give before that.”

There is no apprentice. His son does fiber-optic work in Charlotte. “I’m the last one in this barn,” he says, without a trace of drama. What is left of the work is what is stacked along the wall: 74 finished houses, the last he expects to make.

“I want them on porches, not in a catalog”

He prices them low on purpose, and he will tell you so to your face.

“A piece of locust and three days of my time — somebody’ll tell you that’s worth a couple hundred dollars. Maybe it is. But a two-hundred-dollar box hangs in a catalog. A cheap one hangs on a porch. I want them on porches.”

What he wants is specific, and none of it is about him. He wants the surviving bats to have a cool, safe place to raise their pups this summer, because that is the only way the count ever climbs again. He wants the mosquitoes over somebody’s backyard eaten instead of sprayed. He wants the ribbon back over the river, even if he is not the one who gets to count it.

“I’m not selling a bat house. I’m selling the next generation a chance to be hard to count again.”

A colony of bats pouring out from the open bottom of one of Earl's bat houses mounted on a barn wall at dusk, fanning out against an orange and purple twilight sky

Dusk at the barn: a colony pours out of the open bottom of one of Earl’s houses to hunt. “That’s the ribbon,” he says. “On a good night, you stop being able to count them.”

While the last of Earl’s houses remain
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What people are saying about Earl’s houses

★★★★★
“Hung it in late April, half expecting nothing. By the third week of June there were droppings under it like little chocolate sprinkles — that’s how you know they moved in. I sit out now just to watch them leave at dusk.”
Dale R. — Asheville, North Carolina
★★★★★
“We could not sit on our own patio in July without getting eaten alive. One season after putting up Earl’s house, the difference is night and day. I have not bought a can of spray all summer.”
Karen M. — Round Rock, Texas
★★★★★
“You can feel the weight of it the second you pick it up — this is solid wood, real bark, nothing like the flimsy thing I bought online years ago that warped in one winter. It came with a note from Earl. We hung it the same day.”
Tom & Linda S. — Roanoke, Virginia

Before you decide

Where can I get one of Earl’s houses?
Only here, through this page. They are not sold on Amazon, not on Temu, and not in stores — Earl builds them by hand in one barn, and his granddaughter ships them out directly.
How many are left?
Earl finished 74, and that is the last batch he expects to build. Once the wall is empty, there are no more. When you check the page it shows the current count.
What if it doesn’t work out?
Every house is covered by a 30-day return. If you are not happy with it for any reason, email the team at info@marlowmarketco.com and they will make it right — no risk to you.
The last batch from the barn
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Limited quantity — 74 remaining

Earl will not build another wall of these. The bats that beat the fungus are out there right now, looking for somewhere safe to raise what comes next. A house on your porch is one more place they find it — and one more backyard the mosquitoes do not get to own.

More from the people who hung one

★★★★★
“I gave one to my dad, who’s spent his whole life trying to get bats into a store-bought box with no luck. This one had tenants by midsummer. He calls me every time he sees them fly out.”
Megan T. — Knoxville, Tennessee
★★★★★
“I oiled mine with a little sunflower oil before I hung it, the way Earl’s note suggested, and mounted it on the south wall of the garage. Bats found it within the first month. The thing is built like it’ll outlast me.”
Robert P. — Lancaster, Pennsylvania
★★★★★
“Knowing the story behind it — a retired ranger who watched these animals nearly vanish — made it more than a purchase. It’s the nicest thing hanging on our place, and it actually does something.”
Susan & Frank H. — Boone, North Carolina